

It isn't the fact that we got a dog which is so puzzling it is that we allowed it to become a house dog. A reddish-brown, shorthaired dachshund, to be specific, weight sixteen pounds, going on forty when lap-sitting, which is his preferred position. This just goes to show that you should never laugh at other people's quirks, because guess what? In the prime of our Golden Years we unaccountably lost our sanity one day and saddled ourselves with a house dog. You've seen them, too, haven't you? Betty and I both agreed there must be something really peculiar about that type of person and that you'd never catch us making such idiots of ourselves. They even refer to themselves as Mama and Daddy when talking to the dog, and take it everywhere they go and spoil it rotten and. My wife Betty and I used to laugh at those old folks who own a house dog and speak to it as if it were human. PayPal -or- credit card -or- Apple iBookstore BN.com Kindle Kobo Books OmniLitĪmazon Barnes & Noble Borders other Bookstores
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Suddenly, the fire truck turns left, the ladder slaps Minnie away and Minnie bumps and jumps over a truck full of dogs, who run out and chase her. The final touch is a fire truck, and her heels turn into roller skates. Minnie takes off her mail cap, revealing a fire hydrant. Minnie disguises herself as a mailman and Pluto follows her to lose his weight. Minnie's third idea is to take Pluto for a jog, but Pluto doesn't want that, so Minnie gets a better idea to give him a motivation. Meanwhile, Mickey is skipping along, singing about seeing Pluto. Minnie fills Pluto back up with water but the tap handle breaks off and Pluto starts to roll and break the furniture out of the house, while Minnie gets out of fat Pluto. Her first plan is to have Pluto wear a slim sweater, but that doesn't work, so she tries putting him in a sauna. Mickey ends the call, and Minnie falls onto Pluto's big belly and decides to get him back into shape. Pluto's belly is so fat that the floor breaks and Pluto falls through. Minnie tells Mickey that Pluto is fine as she keeps on giving him the biscuits, and that she didn't give him all the treats, only to realize that Mickey told her that they are very fattening, much to her shock. At first Minnie doesn't allow Pluto to eat the biscuits, mostly because they are fattening, but despite this, Minnie gives the treats instead.Īfter almost 2 days, the phone rings. Minnie decides to have so much fun with Pluto, only to realize that he needs more biscuits.

Mickey decides to leave for a month, but before he leaves he kisses Minnie and asks her to take take of Pluto. He leaves Minnie with Pluto and his bowl, his leash, and a big bag of Pluto's favorite treats (which are very fattening). Minnie is in big trouble after she inadvertently feeds Pluto an entire bag of dog treats.
